Like we talked about, I haven't decided how frequerntly I'll be updating this, and I didn't really know what to write tonight, so I'll give you a rundown of some thoughts/ideas that I had today, (and a glimpse into my mind):
1.A Quesiton I hope to one day ask Jay-Z: If I dust my shoulders off, does it automatically mean I'm feelin like a pimp?
2.I think the lessons we're taught as kids are not the whole scenario, only paraphrased. For instance when they say "if u make a yucky face it'll get stuck that way". I think they really mean "if you make a yucky face for an extended period of time in subzero temperatures it'll get stuck that way" see the difference; slight,but distinct.
3. Losing weight in small amounts is a very intimate experience, kinda like finding a penny on the ground; nobody may notice, it may not even be alot to the outside world, but to you, it feels like you hit the jackpot.
4. Conversely, when you lose a large amount, it's a very public experience; kinda like when you get with a fine girl, everybody wants to congratulate and be your friend, and mostly know how they can do it theirself.
5. I have discovered a new phrase,picture this;if ur talking and dont finish the convo,put it away to finish later, you will partake in "verbal leftovers", example; michael jackson passing would be the thanksgiving dinner of "verbal leftovers" think about it..
6. Bill collectors are getting crafty, calling you from all kinds of regular numbers, talkin to you like an old friend, and just when u let your gaurd down...
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